Friday, June 19, 2009

I'm Only Being Honest

The joy I get from helping little people stand taller is unbounded. That's why I insist midgets have boxes to stand on.

Contra-BLOODY-ception. Why don't kids bother? I never wore a condom when I was young, but then no one ever wanted to shag me.

- excerpts from The Digested Read of Jeremy Kyle's 'I'm Only Being Honest' by Jim Crace,

Read the whole digested read here.

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